This vile corruption of the heart-warming family favourite, My Favourite Things from The Sound Of Music was inspired either by recent posts or comments from several different friends, therefore i cannot be held entirely responsible.

I've seen La Spice beautifully recreate and adapt classic poetry, Milly musing about our tendancy to tinker with song lyrics to amuse ourselves and Timsuzi's comment on bottoms: If Julie Andrews was to sing 'My Favourite Things' for me then it would include something just like you have outlined rather than "Raindrops and Roses!"

A seed had been planted and for several days i was tortured by this song playing constantly inside my mind until it became distorted and somewhat less innocent in nature, a secret delight growing as it took shape and emerged...sing along if you please.

Girls in black corsets with red satin sashes,
Dominant Mistress dispensing whip lashes,
Tight skirts and short skirts,
A wet blouse that clings,
These are a few of my favourite things.

Trollops and strumpets and playful sex kittens,
Tied to your bed just about to get bitten,
Black knee-length boots and
White lacy G-strings,
These are a few of my favourite things.

Blondes and brunettes wearing something that's slinky,
Passionate redheads so secretly kinky,
Six of the best,
A good spanking that stings,
These are a few of my favourite things.

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