Get me spuds she said
Don't forget a loaf of bread,
Oh, some milk as well
Otherwise you'll burn in hell.

A bit of cake
Just something sweet,
Now hurry up
Don't drag your feet.

Like a ghost
To haunt the aisles,
I seek in vain
And trudge for miles.

On and on
My list forgot,
Must buy something
But know not what.

Just like a man
A cunning plan,
To save my life
-Fib to my wife.

Returning home
With every penny,
Mumbling that they
Didn't have any.