Now that we're in the final fortnight of this year's Big Brother, i feel it suitable to share my thoughts on those that are still housebound, as it were, before they're all reclaimed by the real world and possibly lost to us forever...given in my own order of preference.


Rachel has been my personal favourite from day one and although being severely criticised for being dull and boring, she has remained bright, dignified and kind-hearted throughout, a lovely girl who is the prettiest housemate this year and who happens to have the most gorgeous bottom in BB history.


I think Rachel's quietness means that she'd never win the show but i'd like to see her reach the final night, ideally finishing ahead of self-appointed House Tyrant Rex, who has been a complete twat throughout, always with a spiteful word for everyone particularly those who are least likely to bite back...his true colours really came out when we saw how he was with his own girlfriend.


The bookies have Mikey as favourite to win the show but he'd never be my choice, i haven't liked him at all and he gets on my tits although i have to say that he's quite funny in the Diary Room and has been the only housemate to see through (and stand-up to) Rex so far.


I'd quite like Sara to do well because she's been an entertaining watch with her outrageous flirting and croaky little Aussie voice, i think she'd been fun to have around but i can't see her making the final five somehow.


I've mostly liked Darnell but he's let his own paranoia overpower himself and has often chosen to be hurtful to his friends when it was easier to be nice; Kathreya has been a bit of a laugh and seems a pleasant person but is not a winner in my eyes.


And there are always those who don't affect you one way or the other, which this year have been Lisa and Mo: i thought Lisa made a great zombie in the Thriller task because that appears to be her natural state, she forever maintains a blank, lifeless expression whilst Bogey Mo has done his utmost to be interesting and grabbed attention without once succeeding.
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