Having returned home from work for the evening, i exchanged a few minor pleasantries about the days events with my wife when she suddenly stopped me in my tracks my exclaiming Ooh, and guess what!
What? i dutifully replied as prompted, waiting patiently for an answer...
But my look of attentive anticipation was only met with a blank expression on my beloved's face as she struggled to recall exactly what it was that had her so animated only moments earlier; whatever the morsel of pulse-quickening information was, it had flown from her mind as quickly as it had arrived.
Had Girls Aloud popped round to ravish me?
Ok, that might be a little hopeful, i decided...so maybe only two or three of Girls Aloud were reclining in the bedroom, awaiting my attentions?
Or perhaps just Nicola, which would, after all, be like having the sweetest cherry without having to plough through the entire cake.
I was forced to wait with baited breath for an absolute age before my wife's memory returned: she'd cleaned out the freezer that day and found a packet of our favourite Pork & Leek sausages for our tea, which i must admit were very tasty indeed but possibly not quite as succulent as the alternative options served-up by my feverish imagination.
Girls Aloud: not even thinking of ambushing me in my bedroom...
smitty1247
That is a pain in the ass when you have what you want to say on the tip of your tongue and you just can't get it out.