SSHHH but i've hijacked my wife's laptop for five minutes because my own pc sadly passed away last friday night and i've since been dismally offline and suffering major withdrawal symptoms.

My dear old friend had served me faithfully for five years and has taken me from one end of the internet to the other, not to mention a few strange pitstops along the way.

I've watched more tv in the last few days than i'd seen in the previous six months!

Hopefully, i'll be back from the real world by the end of the week..and it can't come soon enough for me!

I'll have an awful lot of catching-up to do once i finally return but i must content myself for now by wishing that you're all well and happily surfing the net without me...you bastards!