I've found it mildly amusing to discover which google searchwords led certain unsuspecting people to stumble upon my blog over the last week, the title of this post being but one of them.

The anonymous surfer in question must have been pretty disappointed to discover that this is not a secret hideout for Bad Girls, either with or without stocking-tops, more's the pity.

Then, of course, there were the folk searching for Naked Eastenders, Gorgeous Rumps and also a Female Vampire Riding Astride Her Male Victim...none of which i can offer in person but am more than willing to join the quest for.

Why anybody might require Sore Corsets is purely a matter of conjecture and why i might be listed as an option for Stories of Male Pierced Chastity heaven only knows, although i am male and (almost) pure-in-heart, i'm neither pierced nor particularly chaste.

Then there's Petticoats Pink Knickers Punishment for Men...once again, i'm sorry to disappoint, depending on who's asking, of course.

However, i would be more than keen on a brief encounter with The Naughty Fairies of the Marsh, if only i knew where to find them (because they're certainly not here), my very own Spanking Vixen or indeed, any Naked Witches that might be looking-out for a new familiar.

Pausing to think about it, it may all be a source of minor inspiration for me and i might just write about some of these subjects at a later date, to keep just a few of those accidental readers happy, you understand.

I conclude with one last google-search that i sadly could not assist with and i can only pray that the individual who needed an answer managed to find it elsewhere in the internet: Do i need to wear my welly boots to Hampton Court flower show?

Any excuse for a pic of Deborah Harry..mmmmmmm!!!
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