A month into Big Brother 9 and we've already lost two of my original Chosen Three girls (Steph & Sylvia), bid good riddance to Alex and Jen, seen a trio of new female housemates enter the building: Sara, Maysoon and BelindaBelindaBelinda...which begs the question: so who's the House Hottie now?

It's a very important question indeed and one that can only be truthfully answered after a great deal of fair minded consideration and the most profound of thought processes; however, my utmost deliberation has finally reached a satisfactory conclusion.

The answer being, of course, the very same as on Day One.

Has there been a nicer bum yet
Than belongs to Rachel
The Welsh brunette?

Fools say she's fake
That she's not real,
But i like her quiet sex appeal.

I'm am the man who's off his nut,
And she's the girl
With the golden butt.

I'll say it once
I'll say it twice,
I love the rear of Rachel Rice,
I love the rear of Rachel Rice.

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