Lovely Lorraine.

There is one thing fills my heart with glee
'Tis to watch Lorraine on my TV,
Her playful giggle makes me smile
I wish that she'd be mine awhile.

My soul admires her as i gape
And gaze on her delicious shape,
I knew that day my heart she'd win
When i first beheld her cheeky grin.

Alluring curves and playful eyes
Cause my passions to arise,
The blood within me starts to pump
As i long to slap her gorgeous rump.

So much i sigh when she's on-screen
My thoughts just cannot remain clean,
Other presenters, well, they're the dregs
But Lorraine Kelly is sex-on-legs.

One Year Ago:
Chocolate Starfish

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- la_spice
- Sunday, 20. Apr, 2008 @ 11:18:37
Don't tell me you're two-timing the lovely Fern - I thought she was the object of your 'affection'
- - adamantixx
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  - Sunday, 20. Apr, 2008 @ 11:37:25
  don't worry, darlin, Fern's position in my affections is set in stone!
  i just feel that Lorraine deserves high praise too.
  just because one admires a beautiful landscape, does it mean that one cannot admire another?
  - - la_spice
    - Sunday, 20. Apr, 2008 @ 11:50:32
    You are so generous in your affections
    - - adamantixx
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      - Sunday, 20. Apr, 2008 @ 11:54:09
      exactly! i do try to be a generous soul where i can!
      - la_spice
        
        Sunday, 20. Apr, 2008 @ 12:01:57
        
        To be commended!
        
        Sex Appeal - give generously!!!
        
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        adamantixx
        
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        Sunday, 20. Apr, 2008 @ 20:52:54
        
        i couldn't have put it better myself!
        
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- Chyna_Doll
- Sunday, 20. Apr, 2008 @ 18:25:50
She is lovely. I like her accent!
- - adamantixx
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  - Sunday, 20. Apr, 2008 @ 20:53:55
  quite right hunny...she's very lovely and her sexy accent does some strange things to me!
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- http://menomamauk.blog.co.uk
- Monday, 21. Apr, 2008 @ 01:18:52
I don't know this gal. Is she on the teevee in the UK?

Hugs to you and your beautiful wife.
- - adamantixx
  - http://trifledreamz.blogspot.com
  - Wednesday, 23. Apr, 2008 @ 20:39:53
  yes darlin, outside the UK her name means nothing...
  but to devotees like myself...you know...
  *swoons*
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- dombustos
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- Wednesday, 23. Apr, 2008 @ 23:31:16
so what does she do?
- - adamantixx
  - http://trifledreamz.blogspot.com
  - Thursday, 24. Apr, 2008 @ 21:26:10
  she's a tv presenter, mainly breakfast tv or magazine-type shows...but nobody can appreciate her allure unless they've heard her giggle!
  - - dombustos
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    - Friday, 25. Apr, 2008 @ 11:04:52
    based on her picture above it's definite that it's her 'giggle' that attracts men. haha.
    - - adamantixx
      - http://trifledreamz.blogspot.com
      - Saturday, 26. Apr, 2008 @ 20:40:26
      of course it is...although she does have several other attractions too!
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