There is one thing fills my heart with glee
'Tis to watch Lorraine on my TV,
Her playful giggle makes me smile
I wish that she'd be mine awhile.

My soul admires her as i gape
And gaze on her delicious shape,
I knew that day my heart she'd win
When i first beheld her cheeky grin.

Alluring curves and playful eyes
Cause my passions to arise,
The blood within me starts to pump
As i long to slap her gorgeous rump.

So much i sigh when she's on-screen
My thoughts just cannot remain clean,
Other presenters, well, they're the dregs
But Lorraine Kelly is sex-on-legs.

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One Year Ago:
Chocolate Starfish

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