A Girl Friday is currently desired to assist in various, undefined and vague operations within my domestic household, age not important but enthusiasm is a must.
The succesful applicant will be flexible, accommodating and willing to work long hours, including some nights.
She will also be willing to bend over backwards to please her Master, be pliant and keen to follow her orders to the letter...no matter how strange they may appear.
She will also need to be a good little scrubber, eager to polish things up and used to working on her hands and knees for long periods with good communication skills, especially oral.
Girl Friday will need to be disciplined and vigorous in her allotted tasks, showing humility and gratitude when it is due, always willing to lend a helping hand to the Master of the house.
It must be stated here that any errors or slacking will incur a severe reprimand at the Master's own hands, although it will be guaranteed that no punishment will be too harsh or stinging.
Wages will be strictly by negotiation and full uniform will be provided on the first day.
Please enclose a photograph with your CV and be prepared to demonstrate a few of your talents if accepted for interview. Thank you.
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