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@ Sunday, 19. Aug, 2007 – 13:39:09
She's always there, down on her knees,
She loves her work
She'd do it for free.
Day upon day without a frown,
Life gets steamy
When she goes down.
Without her presence things would suffer,
But she's always ready
-The faithful fluffer.
Always busy, always gets a raise,
When i'm her star
She receives high praise.
"You're an angel", she's often told,
I swear she's worth
Her weight in gold.
My smile appears when she heads south,
The fluffer owns
The sweetest mouth.
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faffajane
Pro 
adamantixx
hehe well they do always say to write about what inspires you most! lol
faffajane
Pro And obviously it inspired you
adamantixx
its just a blokey thing, i think hun 
faffajane
Pro
isadora101
I must be naive for I am shocked!!! at first I thought you were indirectly referring to a hoover or some such implemnt then I put in a google search for 'fluffer' and the Wilkipedia entry revealed all, lol, lol
adamantixx
so my poetry has educational value???
blimey!
actually, they're a dying breed, like many traditional old crafts, replaced with new-fangled modern ways, bah!
isadora101
heheh, yes with the production of viagra, I suppose their value is limited.
Here are a few other definitions I found for 'fluffer'
IN BURLESQUE:
A master of ceremonies/comedian who would 'warm-up' the crowd with bawdy jokes and witty banter in preparation for the dancing girls.
IN REAL ESTATE:
One who prepares a house for sale, employing cosmetic skills, such as hedge pruning, or psychological tactics, such as baking bread while the house is being shown.
ACCORDING TO FREUD:
One who provides ego reinforcement.
adamantixx
i think the burlesque version was the original but i still prefer my version, hun...and if that isn't good reinforcement for the ego, i don't know what is!
i did look for a pic to go with the poem but...um...none of 'em were very suitable!
isadora101
LOL 
la_spice
Once more you rise to the occasion! 
adamantixx
of course, darlin, i've never failed yet!
dafter
Staying behind for that poetry lesson obviously worked - I knew you were ready for your English oral test. 
Geography next!
adamantixx
i'm always ready for my oral, hun,
its something i've always given maximum attention to, believe me!
It took me two verses to get it, but then I caught on.
Brings back some memories.
Aaaah, I wish I was seventy again!
adamantixx
all very happy and gratifying memories, i hope sir?
Yup!
..nothing compares! haha!
adamantixx
yeah, i knew i'd eventually write about my favourite subject!
like Isadora I looked this one up. And I still don't see the connection. I still have some learning to do I think
adamantixx
you may be right darlin...
it'll be best if we explore your acting skills and recreate my little ode in the form of a short play...
don't be afraid, i'll give you all the prompts you need!
LOL. Nice one. I think I understood enough however to be able to decline your offer on this occasion : )
adamantixx
"on this occasion..."
hmmm...that leaves it very open ended, hun,
i pray there will therefore be other occasions and perhaps other offers that may not be declined?
sweetymon
great poem! x
adamantixx
thanks Mon!
glad you enjoyed it
Chyna_Doll
Fluffers don't get enough credit until you wrote this!
adamantixx
i agree hun, i think such a wonderful bunch of girls should be highly praised for all the worthy work they do!
Miza-T
Deep
Ok, I confess, I'm totally in the dark, no idea what you're talking about,but sounds good
xx
adamantixx
ah, then you haven't googled 'fluffers' i see, darlin,
just as well...i wouldn't like to spoil your saintly image of me!
I love your poem! Once again, you sure know who to please women, i mean write a poem! Cheers
adamantixx
thanks hunny, it must be a side-effect of having such a silver tongue! i aim to please!
antlady69
Pro Errr - although I didn't know what a fluffer is either (I do now), I immediately understood what subject you've written so poetically about 
Maybe my mind is dirty enough then to become a fluffer too?? Hmm, I might need a bit more training though... 
xx
adamantixx
you'd certainly be a very good fluffer, i have no doubt about it whatsoever!
i might open an evening-class for potential fluffers, maybe you'd consider enrolling and learning at the masters...um...hands?
doddified
Pro My wife was my fluffer this afternoon. Thank you for the ode.
Do you have any pointers for writing an ode?
adamantixx
having your own personal fluffer is always the best way, i think!
i can't really offer any pointers, i'm afraid, the silly words just pop into my head at the daftest of times!
Yep, I agree, having your own fluffer is brilliant. You can enjoy it anytime.
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