Free to good home: two young males. Nineteen and twenty respectively. Full list of their bad habits supplied on request. Currently driving us bloody crazy. Available individually or as a pair. No questions asked, just take them please!
In fact, if the 'kids' don't leave home very soon then i can see the day when Sharon and i are carted off to the funny farm by those lovely men in white coats.
Despite constant hints that perhaps the time has come for them to fly the nest, both continue to live here on easy street, oblivious to the fact that we're desperate for some kind of calm and tranquility in our lives.
Both now have long-term girlfriends who also seem to have taken up residence in our house ...so instead of having two untidy, noisy, fridge-raiding youths infesting our domain, we now have four.
We simply want to be alone in peace, taking it easy and relaxing together, is that really too much to ask?
Everyone needs their own space, so why can't we have ours too?
These days, life at home resembles incarceration in a monkey house and the concept of a quiet evening at home is nothing more than an impossible dream for us. Regular as clockwork, we breathe a sigh of relief when one goes out, then in comes the other...
...so please be charitable and take them off our hands...we've suffered enough.
We'd gladly exchange our two adorable sons for an entire herd of pot-bellied piglets, who would not only create a smaller degree of mess around the house but would also be quieter and would probably eat far less too.
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You have my deepest sympathies but NO thanks!!