You may never have asked yourself if the common duck ever indulges in bizarre sexual practises...which is why the time has arrived for your introduction to Barney the Bondage Ducky.
He is a very affable and polite little duck who will do absolutely anything for his Mistress providing that She sometimes sees fit to reward him with those things which he loves best.
Barney is a fetish ducky, fully submitting to Her every bathtime whim and desire, no matter how dark and bizarre, never happier than when he is commanded to please Her or when She is punishing him for some minor misdemeanour.
Blissfully he lies bound in ropes and chains, ball-gagged to prevent his ceaseless quacking, a blindfold covering his beady little eyes...there never lived a happier nor more fulfilled fowl.
His deeply devoted soul hums vibrantly as he hears the bath being run, the sounds of Mistress slipping out of her Dominatrix attire for another evening, silver nipple-clamps being carefully placed on the dresser.
Then she plunges him into the hot, soapy bubbles, his tiny heart racing, longing for her cruel touch and tormenting words.
She slips into the bath with him...
What heights of ecstacy does Barney rapturously attain during his daily bathroom servitude?
Oh Barney, you dirty little ducky!
Inspiration for this post was provided by browsing a certain shopping site, Barney is real, you see, and will be yours for only £19.99...just look for yourself, adults only:
http://www.honour.co.uk/catalog/product_info.php?cPath=323&products_id=5130
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and now we know what you get up to in the bath don't we young man t'sk t'sk