As you may have noticed, the British Televison Soap Awards are on tv tonight, hosted by some bloke called Phillip Schofield and the gorgeous, gorgeous Fern Britton.
Anyway, as an excuse to post another picture of the divine Fern, i thought i'd get my own award ceremony in first...so here you are, The 2007 Trifledreamz Soap Awards, sadly not hosted by the extremely luscious Fern Britton so you'll have to make do with me. Enjoy your free champagne, it set me back £3 a bottle.
The "I'll miss seeing you around, mate" award.....Caine Dingle.
The "I'll miss seeing you around, darlin" award.....Ruby Allen.
The "You're a psychotic, scheming bitch but i wouldn't have you any other way, hunny" award.....Tracy Barlow.
The "I'm glad to see the back the old git" award.....Tom King.
The "I'm glad to see the back of the old cow" award.....Pauline Fowler.
The "Bloke i'd like to be for a day" award.....Sean Slater.
The "Bloke i'm like for the other 364 days" award.....Minty.
The "I'd love to pull you while you pull my pint" award.....Chastity Dingle.
The "You're pretty cute but why doesn't anyone else fancy you?" award.....Preeti Choraria.
The "Are you bloody thick or what, mate, giving up Katy for Jo?" award.....Andy Sugden.
The "You jammy bleeder, not content with Tanya you have Stacey too!" award.....Max Branning.
The "Three wise monkeys...yeah, right!" award.....The King Brothers.
The "Loveable, smelly, drunken old git" award.....Shadrach Dingle.
The "Quite witty but sour-faced, old hag" award.....Blanche Hunt.
The "Simply adorable but gobby little trollop" award.....Stacey Slater.
The "Pleased to meet you, mate, you're cool" award.....Eli Dingle.
The "Don't f*** with Tracy Barlow" award.....Charlie Stubbs.
The "Sexy little, dark-haired pixie" award.....Delilah Dingle.
The "They've got to bring me back one day, just for Seany's sake" award.....Kim Tate.
The "By far the sexiest ever presenter of a Soap Award Ceremony" award.....Fern Britton.
I think you'll find that makes Emmerdale the winners with 9 gongs, better luck next year to all those others out there in soapland.
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Good old Emmerdale. Look at Schofield with his grey hair!