If you could choose to live out some quality fantasy-time in one of your favourite movies, which would it be? My own personal choice would be The Witches of Eastwick and i could quite happily see myself in the lead role, Jack Nicholson's wickedly seductive Darryl Van Horne, a devilish character who aquired his own little coven of witches...oh, if only i could be so lucky.

Last year i posted a list of ten things that i'd like to do before i die, one of them being to kiss a witch at midnight in a moonlit woods. This would be a fantasy and dream come true if it ever happened, but why settle for just one beautiful sorceress when i can have a trio of them?

I may be getting a little greedy here but if it is my dream then why shouldn't i?

If i could be Mr Van Horne for a while, i could leisurely stuff myself with gorgeous, sweet cherries while i lazed idly in the hypnotic company of a pretty blonde, a simmering redhead and an alluring brunette...each superbly played in the movie by Michelle Pfeiffer, Susan Sarandon and Cher respectively.

Not content with seducing any one of the three witches, he made merry with all of them before finally getting his come-uppance. My feeling is that he blew what was an idyllic situation by underestimating the ladies and not treating them quite as well as he might, an error which i'd be sure to avoid if ever i did find myself in his shoes.

So there you are, get your cauldrons bubbling, ladies, cast a spell or two in my direction while i sharpen up my two-pronged fork for your pleasure, casting an impish grin at you while i summon up a legion of goblins to prepare you for ravishing...let the demonic sparks start to fly.

I'm ready for the adventure, whatever mischief it may bring, but who amongst you is brave enough to dip into my satanic bowl of cherries?
Where are my three lovely witches when i need them?