I'm delighted to announce the inauguration of my new domestic service, visiting house-cleaning. From this week i'll be available at a most reasonable rate to come round and make your house spick and span, it'll be gleaming like a new pin by the time i've finished with it.
Dressed in nothing but my irresistably saucy French Maids outfit, i'll dust your shelves, scrub your floors on my hands and knees, polish your prized assets and attend to everything that a girl could want attending to.
Are your pillows sagging and jaded? Don't worry because i'll soon have them looking pert and perky again!
As i bend over to arrange the fruit bowl, i won't be the only one to exclaim ooh, what a gorgeous pear.
Like any good home service, i'm very discreet and shall never reveal to any third parties whatever may or may not happen on the rug in the lounge, the hall carpet or the up against wardrobe.
You'll find your complete satisfaction gratified for such a modest sum that you'll wonder why you didn't call me sooner.
Should you feel that i warrant a tip of some kind, then you are perfectly free to reward my endevours in whatever fashion seems most appropriate but the smile on your face wil be more than enough to make my journey worthwhile.
Many is the time that i've been called a cheap little scrubber so now is your golden opportunity to discover the truth in those words...just remember, my aim is to please so call me now.
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Should I be scared now? 
Yeuch! Jodie! She's a bit of a chavvy slapper!