We men are not quite perfect
As all the ladies will agree
But i may have the solution
It's tasty, sweet and free.

We will for once be happy
Both females and us men
If God went back to his drawing board
To tinker once again.

Make man-juice taste of chocolate
So simple yet so clever
Make men your chocolate fountains
And in bliss we'll live forever.

Scientists across the globe are frittering away billions in research on many things which will not make our lives noticably better but if they turned their collective attention to the task of making our man-juice taste of chocolate then the world really would be a far happier and more contented place in which to live, especially if it could be free of calories too.

The female anatomy of course needs no fine tuning, being Mother Nature's most glorious and beautiful creation, constituted from sugar and spice and all things nice. You may have your own ideas about how to make the male gender a little more desirable and i'd be pleased to hear them although i still think this idea is best.

The simple thought of chocolate, or maybe a flavour of your choice, replacing snips and snails and puppy dogs tails must be a winner.
Stick with me, chocoholics, i may be of service to you one day!
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